Chapter Titles of my Pretend Book of Teaching:
Ch.1 - The Big Bang - Ideas for teaching floating around in empty space
Ch.2 - The Year From Hell / Death - I will never do this again. I hate teaching.
Ch.3 - Re-Awakening - (West Nottingham Academy) - Hmmm...this can actually be fun and exciting ...
Ch.4 - Resurgence - (Julian) - The 11 year old angel with traumatic brain injury ... because of you, I will stick with teaching
Ch.5 - Creation Story - (God creates the Heavens - Steps to becoming a teacher) - I am only on my "first day" - lots to learn
Ch.6 - When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going - Ok, so you had 8 teachers this year and you're trying to get rid of me?? I'm not putting up with your shit! Get used to it - I'm here to stay. Oh yeah, we should also do some writing.
Ch.7 - Irish Blessing - (For the Uphill Road) - Things are still hard, but way better! Good thing the wind is at my back.
Ch.8 - Gettin' Jiggy With It! - The best year yet.
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