Annoyed Poem

Annoyed Poem or “Ode to Rude Intruders”

I get annoyed when you aggressively greet me and I want to be left alone - keep walking!!

I get annoyed when you talk to me after I have already walked past you in the hall.  
See me, walking through the door clearly marked “Restroom”???
Obviously
I am trying to get away from you!!

I get annoyed when you insert yourself into my day … EVERY day ...
and I have to be polite … grrrrr

I get annoyed at your insistence at making stupid suggestions that make no sense and everyone sees this!!
Hear that dead silence … take a hint!!

I get annoyed when you interrupt me in front of a bunch of people.
I want to hogtie you in a corner, as I smile nicely at you.

I get annoyed that you know about the pronunciation of the “Roget’s Thesaurus” -
and correct me in front of people!!
RUDE!!!
WHO CARES if I say “Rogets”!!
Como se dice
“I never took French”!!!